"Might Never Happen" Shutter Shades
$5 USD
Bootleg iPod Shuffle
$15 USD
Might Never Happen – Vinyl LP
$20 USD
Black Hoody
$40 USD
Tim The Mute's Fucky Sucky Free-For-All – Cassette tape
$10 USD
Heaven T-Shirt
$20 USD
The Love Timer
$10 USD
Chaste Dolphin Chastity Cage
$25 USD
Lil' Nubbin' Chastity Cage
$20 USD
Tim's head pin badge
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Tarot mini art print
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lube
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Bondage rope
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Love hydration beverage
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Chain flogger
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Marital Aids, garlic dill
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Shrinky-Dinks diorama poster
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Tarot show poster
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"The Fucky-Sucky Cafe" Staff T-Shirt
$20 USD
Giant 36 x 24" poster
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Tim The Mute's Fucky Sucky Free-For-All – Vinyl LP
$20 USD
Sad Cafe Tea Towel
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Sad Cafe Diner Mug
$12 USD
"El Sadvador" Sad Cafe Coffee Beans
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Sad Cafe T-Shirt (white t-shirt)
$15 USD
Jar of pickles
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3 foot album release poster
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Welcome To The Sad Cafe – Vinyl LP
$17 USD
Sad Cafe Pocket T (black pocket t)
$15 USD
Do In Yourself – Black Vinyl LP
$15 USD
Do In Yourself – Whirlpool Blue Vinyl LP
$17 USD
Sick Fuck – 7" Vinyl
$8 USD
Tim The Mute Vancouver, British Columbia
some of the songs are happy and some of the songs are sad
photos by raunie mae baker
